In the most bizarre twist yet in the recent wave of UFO sightings, archaeologists have uncovered a crash-landed craft near the Great Pyramids of Giza that has sparked global intrigue. Experts now believe this ancient UFO, complete with an Egyptian bumper sticker reading “My Other Chariot Is a Sphinx”, is the long-sought answer to how the pyramids were constructed.
The craft appears to have re-entered Earth’s atmosphere during the recent spate of UAP sightings and crash-landed in the desert, where its mysterious technologies began to malfunction. A team of Egyptologists and astrophysicists examining the wreckage found hieroglyphic-like engravings alongside alien symbols, suggesting an ancient collaboration between extraterrestrial architects and early Egyptian stonemasons.
“This isn’t just a UFO,” said Dr. Zara Al-Masri, lead archaeologist on the site. “It’s a piece of history. The anti-gravity systems match the tool marks on pyramid stones, and the bumper sticker? Pure comedic gold.”
Conspiracy theorists are already speculating about a return of the builders, with one local remarking, “I just hope they have insurance because they really scratched up the pyramids the first time around.”
Further analysis is ongoing, but officials warn not to approach the crash site—unless you’re fluent in Ancient Galactic Egyptian. Stay tuned for updates as history (or hilarity) unfolds.
Disclaimer:
The events, characters, and spacecraft depicted in this article are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual pyramids, aliens, or ancient bumper stickers is purely coincidental. No extraterrestrials were harmed in the making of this satire. Please do not attempt to unearth alien technology near historical monuments without proper excavation permits—or a really good alibi.
For entertainment purposes only. Unless the aliens come back for their chariot… then, well, we tried to warn you.